DEFINITION OF A FAKE (or Phony) FLORIST:An internet business entity that does NOT purchase, stock and arrange fresh flowers for sale to the public, and exists for the sole purpose of representing itself to be a local and independent florist when it is NOT A FLORIST AT ALL, let alone being local and independent.
The purpose of this, is to gather flower order payments from consumers so as to extract exorbitant and undeclared commissions, before selling those orders on to Real Local Florists for the processing of those orders.
But for this activity assisted by dishonest Google Ads, a consumer would have reached a Real Local Florist directly, and saved having this exorbitant and undeclared commission extracted from the purchase of flowers.
The way that the Fake Florist is able to insert itself between a consumer and a Real Local Florist, is by falsely representing itself to be a local and independent florist by way of Google Ads similar to the
dishonest search examples displayed above.
These Google Ads are expensive, as is shown by
the example shown above, and which form a substantial component of
Google's Advertising Revenue measured in billions of USA dollars.
As such, the Google Ad fees form a component of the uneccessary and undisclosed commissions that are extracted from the purchase of flowers on the internet by a consumer.
Fake Florists ARE RENOWN for Fake Reviews while all offer Same Day Delivery, at the expense and inconveniance of the Real Local Florist.
The Same Day Delivery feature predominantly introduced by Fake Florists, attracts pot luck as to freshness.
Given the chunk of revenue taken as per this example;
CONSUMER SPENDS $100 > FAKE FLORIST TAKES $40 > REAL FLORIST GETS $60;a florist who is silly or desperate enough to take orders from these fakers, is encouraged to get rid of the stalest of their flowers at the back of the fridge. This results in the disgraceful examples of floristry as are illustrated below.
The irony is, that because Real Local Florists have had the original consumer orders stolen from them by Fake Florists, this results in a loss in revenue that compels the Real Local Florist to process the Fake Florist order.
BEHAVIOUR EXAMPLES of the Fakers. See what
The Flower School Brisbane says about it.
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